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1. There'd be no more Wednesdays. Wednesdays are rubbish.
2. You could pretend that only having cans of baked beans in the cupboard was survivalist preparation and not just because you keep forgetting to go to Giant.
3. Religious nuts would have to admit they'd wasted their lives when God choose not to spare them and instead hit them with the same asteroid that flattened your boozing neighbour's ox-coveting arse. Up yours, organised religion.
4. The knowledge that all past, present and future reality TV stars would be destroyed.
5. With a bit of forward planning, the chances of Hannah Tan sleeping with you could greatly increase, because you are literally the last man on Earth.
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